What happens when you take one paint ball gun and throw in a couple of dim wits? One guy shoots another guy in the nut sack of course.
Even though you now know what is going to happen, chances are you'll still want to hit play. This one is actually worth it for the slow motion sound effect at the end where the guy receiving the paint ball to the lolly bags lets out the agonizing grown.
Moral of the story. Well there are two really. 1) Don't voluntarily stand in the firing line, and 2) if you are stupid enough to volunteer, at least wear some sort of cup or whack a phone book down there or something.
I like one of the comments someone left on this video on YouTube:
That guy who got shot should put a hot dog in an old sock for a week. Then wait until the guy who shot him is sleeping and slip the hot dog in his mouth.
Personally, I believe that had the guy, with what must now be a non-functioning nut sack, grabbed the paint ball gun, jammed the muzzle up the shooters poop shoot, and pulled the trigger half a dozen times, he would have been well within his rights.
Speaking of nut sack, have you read the story about the man that got a nut stuck on his penis?
A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong.
You can read more on that story here. Wow.
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This post was written by VikingIdiot on September 11, 2008

