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		<title>Monkey Lord of the Dance</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[


 Ahhhh dancing monkeys. Is there anything better? 
Apparently Michael Flatley trained these monkeys for three years, teaching them all the moves, receiving nothing but bananas for a reward. The monkey's themselves were paid $50 a day.
If you want to check out some other stupid monkey stuff, go have a gander at this monkey pulling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahhhh dancing monkeys. Is there anything better? </p>
<p>Apparently Michael Flatley trained these monkeys for three years, teaching them all the moves, receiving nothing but bananas for a reward. The monkey's themselves were paid $50 a day.</p>
<p>If you want to check out some other stupid monkey stuff, go have a gander at this <a href="http://www.vikingidiot.com/monkey-catches-a-tiger-by-the-tail/">monkey pulling a tigers tail</a>... stupid stupid monkey...</p>
<p>Let's dance!</p>
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		<title>Monkey catches a tiger by the tail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's some further proof that monkeys are not that far separated from humans.
On the scale of stupid things to do, taunting a tiger, or grabbing a tiger by its tail would have to be towards the 'really quite stupid' end.
Based on this clip both monkey and man have the propensity for extreme stupidity and therefore, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's some further proof that monkeys are not that far separated from humans.</p>
<p>On the scale of stupid things to do, taunting a tiger, or grabbing a tiger by its tail would have to be towards the 'really quite stupid' end.</p>
<p>Based on this clip both monkey and man have the propensity for extreme stupidity and therefore, my non-scientific judgment suggests that man and monkey are not all that dissimilar. </p>
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