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A natural laxative

VikingIdiot — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:48:11 +0000

Apparently one of the major problems encountered while camping is constipation. Eating a bunch of canned food you are probably not all that accustomed to is a sure fire way to ensure that you 'bound up', so to speak.

Out in the jungle laxatives can often be hard to come by. Fortunately, if you're camping out in Africa, there's a natural form of laxative that can quite often be found.

Ace Ventura Elephant Proctologist

VikingIdiot — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:50:50 +0000

When you sit down to compile a list of the worst jobs in the world, I'm sure that you can come up with a sizeable list.

Go on, grab a pen and paper, sit down, and spend five minutes writing down the worst jobs you can imagine doing...

Now read back your list. Tell me, does elephant proctologist appear on your list?

Monkey catches a tiger by the tail

VikingIdiot — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:04:23 +0000

Here's some further proof that monkeys are not that far separated from humans.

On the scale of stupid things to do, taunting a tiger, or grabbing a tiger by its tail would have to be towards the 'really quite stupid' end.

Based on this clip both monkey and man have the propensity for extreme stupidity and therefore, my non-scientific judgment suggests that man and monkey are not all that dissimilar.

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VikingIdiot — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:08:46 +0000

Have you ever seen one of the "Every Which Way..." movies with Clint Eastwood and his monkey... that sounds kind of wrong... in any case, the monkey/chimp/whatever you want to call it, stole the show.

If a film studio ever decides that it's time to make a real live version of Monkey Magic, using an actual monkey, then I think we have found the ideal candidate.