VikingIdiot Stupid people doing stupid things.

I'm not usually a big fan of the 'sports comedy', but with the anticipation leading up to this weekends AFL grand final building, this little cartoon fell into my inbox at just the right time. Besides that, I did find this one kind of funny.

If you're not an AFL fan, just replace "Collingwood" with any team, from any sport, that you have a strong disliking of, and I'm sure you'll get the point.

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If you're in the market for some bogan jokes, then here are a few that may inspire you.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old bogan girl?
A. Grandma.

Q. Why did the bogan girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a bogan girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a bogan quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two bogan kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a bogan boy and a bogan girl?
A. A bogan girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. What does a bogan girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. How do you know if you're a bogan?
A. You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Q. If you are driving and you see a bogan on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

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A bogan walked into the centerlink office, marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullsh!ttin' me!'

The Centerlink worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it.'
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Ahhhh dancing monkeys. Is there anything better?

Apparently Michael Flatley trained these monkeys for three years, teaching them all the moves, receiving nothing but bananas for a reward. The monkey's themselves were paid $50 a day.

If you want to check out some other stupid monkey stuff, go have a gander at this monkey pulling a tigers tail... stupid stupid monkey...

Let's dance!

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Ever wondered what Gordon Ramsey was f*@#$! like when he was a f*@#$! little kid? I have to say, I've watched Ramsey's f*@#$! Kitchen and found myself wondering what he was f*@#$! like at primary f*@#$! school. I guess it's one of life's little f*@#$! mysteries.

This clip is basically what I'd have imagined Gordon f*@#$! Ramsey to be like as a kid. Enjoy.

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Here's some further proof that monkeys are not that far separated from humans.

On the scale of stupid things to do, taunting a tiger, or grabbing a tiger by its tail would have to be towards the 'really quite stupid' end.

Based on this clip both monkey and man have the propensity for extreme stupidity and therefore, my non-scientific judgment suggests that man and monkey are not all that dissimilar.

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Here's another example (have you seen the slide?) of what happens when you get an idiot to create a kids product.

If this is in fact real, I sure hope that the proof reader is now working in another field.

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I watched this clip, then felt a little bit wrong. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's no doubting that there is something very very wrong with the design of this inflatable slide. Maybe the slide designer was going for some metaphorical performance art style piece?

I can't figure out whether the person that designed this kids slide was a complete idiot or an absolute deviant.

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Have you ever seen one of the "Every Which Way..." movies with Clint Eastwood and his monkey... that sounds kind of wrong... in any case, the monkey/chimp/whatever you want to call it, stole the show.

If a film studio ever decides that it's time to make a real live version of Monkey Magic, using an actual monkey, then I think we have found the ideal candidate.

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What happens when you take one paint ball gun and throw in a couple of dim wits? One guy shoots another guy in the nut sack of course.

Even though you now know what is going to happen, chances are you'll still want to hit play. This one is actually worth it for the slow motion sound effect at the end where the guy receiving the paint ball to the lolly bags lets out the agonizing grown.

Moral of the story. Well there are two really. 1) Don't voluntarily stand in the firing line, and 2) if you are stupid enough to volunteer, at least wear some sort of cup or whack a phone book down there or something.

I like one of the comments someone left on this video on YouTube:

That guy who got shot should put a hot dog in an old sock for a week. Then wait until the guy who shot him is sleeping and slip the hot dog in his mouth.

Personally, I believe that had the guy, with what must now be a non-functioning nut sack, grabbed the paint ball gun, jammed the muzzle up the shooters poop shoot, and pulled the trigger half a dozen times, he would have been well within his rights.

Speaking of nut sack, have you read the story about the man that got a nut stuck on his penis?

A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong.

You can read more on that story here. Wow.

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This video clip is excruciating. Until I saw this, I always thought the act of leaving a car parking garage was a relatively simple one. Now however, I stand corrected.

You'd think if you were driving a Mercedes you'd like to take good care of it, maybe go that extra yard just to make sure you don't get a scratch on it.

Hopefully this person's next car is a 1980 model Toyota Corolla, because by the looks of it, that's still a lot more than they deserve.

On second viewing though I'm wondering if this person is actually stupid or if they are just a giant tight ass and this was an extravagant ploy to get out of paying for parking?

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