If you're in the market for some bogan jokes, then here are a few that may inspire you.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old bogan girl?
A. Grandma.
Q. Why did the bogan girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a bogan girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a bogan quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two bogan kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the difference between a bogan boy and a bogan girl?
A. A bogan girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. What does a bogan girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. How do you know if you're a bogan?
A. You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Q. If you are driving and you see a bogan on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
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A bogan walked into the centerlink office, marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullsh!ttin' me!'
The Centerlink worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it.'
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