VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com Stupid people doing stupid things. Mon, 04 May 2009 05:43:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Winnie the Pooh and Piglet deal with Swine Flu http://www.vikingidiot.com/winnie-the-pooh-and-piglet-deal-with-swine-flu/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/winnie-the-pooh-and-piglet-deal-with-swine-flu/#comments Mon, 04 May 2009 05:43:57 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=100 You can't turn on the TV or pick up a paper without seeing something about Swine Flu (also known as pigfluenza, hog flu, and pig flu). If the flu itself isn't pandemic already the media coverage most definitely is. But how is it affecting the characters we all know and love? How are Winnie the Pooh and his little pal Piglet dealing with this drama?

Winnie the Pooh

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Judo is big, and I didn't know just how big it was until I saw that the animal kingdom is even into it. Canines, for example, seem to love it!

A Judo power date.

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A Judo purist.

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Kind of busy.

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Apparently Judo can be anything, including guns.

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Too busy for Judo? Bollocks!

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He got mugged and lost his sausages.

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While the road network does not have a monopoly on idiotic signage, it more than has its fair share.

Take this sign as a perfect example, and possible nomination for the Captain Obvious awards.

Then there is this one, that just defies logic. No points for guessing what's wrong here either.

I look at this sign below, and all that pops into my head is 'why?'

And last but certainly not least, moving away from the road side, my personal favorite, a nice little safety advisory sign.
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IM WITH STUPID WHITE T SHIRT TEE SHIRT S 3XL NEW IM WITH STUPID WHITE T SHIRT TEE SHIRT S 3XL NEW Paypal 0 Bid US $4.50 6m
HK TVB Drama Cupid Stupid ˆ€„›˜Ÿ±‚δΊΊ BRAND NEW NEVER OPENNED HK TVB Drama Cupid Stupid ˆ€„›˜Ÿ±‚δΊΊ BRAND NEW NEVER OPENNED Paypal 0 Bid US $21.99 43m
Rock Paper Stupid Suck Creek vinyl 7 7 rare ADD C punk Rock Paper Stupid Suck Creek vinyl 7 7 rare ADD C punk Paypal 1 Bid US $.99 1h
FUNNY NOT WITH STUPID HUMOR RETRO VINTAGE T SHIRT LARGE FUNNY NOT WITH STUPID HUMOR RETRO VINTAGE T SHIRT LARGE Paypal US $13.95 1h 16m
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Everything about it screams quality.

Apparently the plot (perhaps plot is used loosely) involves an Egyptian cat goddess who transforms normal cats into Teenage Catgirls. Just so happens that the Catgirls are also in heat. What are the odds?

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Fortunately, Amazon currently seem to stock the DVD. Get it while you can!

Hat tip to Mr Blankshooting for the ye olde heads up.

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If yes, you're probably not alone. But maybe you wouldn't be so keen on chowing down on your bacon if it was served up like the nugget below...

Wait a second, this kind of reminds me of a joke...

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

He felt like bacon

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Out in the jungle laxatives can often be hard to come by. Fortunately, if you're camping out in Africa, there's a natural form of laxative that can quite often be found.

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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I'm guessing that this is most definitely true when it comes to foot presentation. If presentation speaks volumes about a chef, then what is the creator of this masterpiece yelling to the world?

Mmmm... tastes like chicken?

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I've also wanted a sombrero for a very long time. Probably since that episode of Seinfeld, the one with the urban sombrero.

Does anyone know if sombrero is Spanish for sunscreen?

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