VikingIdiot » Videos http://www.vikingidiot.com Stupid people doing stupid things. Mon, 04 May 2009 05:43:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 How to fail a sobriety test http://www.vikingidiot.com/how-to-fail-a-sobriety-test/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/how-to-fail-a-sobriety-test/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:11:25 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=97 Want to know how you can tell if you are going to fail a drink driving, or sobriety, test? It's pretty simple. If you follow this guys lead then you can be fairly confident you wont score a pass.

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Judo is big, and I didn't know just how big it was until I saw that the animal kingdom is even into it. Canines, for example, seem to love it!

A Judo power date.

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A Judo purist.

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Kind of busy.

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Apparently Judo can be anything, including guns.

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Too busy for Judo? Bollocks!

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He got mugged and lost his sausages.

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Everything about it screams quality.

Apparently the plot (perhaps plot is used loosely) involves an Egyptian cat goddess who transforms normal cats into Teenage Catgirls. Just so happens that the Catgirls are also in heat. What are the odds?

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Fortunately, Amazon currently seem to stock the DVD. Get it while you can!

Hat tip to Mr Blankshooting for the ye olde heads up.

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This one focuses on a happy place. A nice little tropical island paradise.

What does this ad prove? Well, if you ever find yourself at the end of a rainbow, poke your head through, and you'll no doubt see a relaxed looking dude, he can talk your ears off about Skittles all day.

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Raise your hand if you want some Skittles now.

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I posted the grown man raised by birds not all that long ago, so here's a companion ad, the Skittles Sheep Dudes.

As with all the other Skittles ads, this one is very random.

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Taste the rainbow!

]]> http://www.vikingidiot.com/the-skittles-sheep/feed/ 0 Ever seen a grown man raised by birds? http://www.vikingidiot.com/ever-seen-a-grown-man-raised-by-birds/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/ever-seen-a-grown-man-raised-by-birds/#comments Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:07:01 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=47 The Skittles Leak Ad is one of my all time favorite ads. If you want to check out some of the other Skittles ads I highly recommend them.

The Skittles ad below is just as bizarre as any of the other ones I've seen. Bizarre yet strangely compelling.

Ever seen a grown man raised by birds?

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]]> http://www.vikingidiot.com/ever-seen-a-grown-man-raised-by-birds/feed/ 1 The Best of Bogan http://www.vikingidiot.com/the-best-of-bogan/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/the-best-of-bogan/#comments Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:11:10 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=29 If you're in the market for some bogan jokes, then here are a few that may inspire you.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old bogan girl?
A. Grandma.

Q. Why did the bogan girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a bogan girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a bogan quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two bogan kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a bogan boy and a bogan girl?
A. A bogan girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. What does a bogan girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. How do you know if you're a bogan?
A. You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Q. If you are driving and you see a bogan on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

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A bogan walked into the centerlink office, marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullsh!ttin' me!'

The Centerlink worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it.'

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Davo was bragging to Bazza one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, Bazza called his bluff "OK, Davo, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No drama's mate, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Davo and Bazza fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Davo! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Bazza is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells him that he thinks Davo's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Davo says.

"President Bush," his Bazza quickly retorts.

"Yup," Davo says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Davo on the tour and motions him and Bazza over, saying, "Davo, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, Bazza is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Davo, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Bazza replies.

"Sure!" says Davo. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Davo and Bazza are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Davo says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

Davo disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Davo emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Davo returns, he finds that Bazza is in shock, surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Bazzas' side, Davo asks him, "What happened?"

Bazza looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said... "Who the *****'s that on the balcony with Davo?”

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Here's a bogan related treat, a bogan bird on the 3.41 Connex train to Frankston (allegedly). Someone has "issshuuueess".

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My personal favorite quote taken from the YouTube comments was courtesy of someone called ucanhateme98:

even when she cusses it sounds so elegant!! lmfao I LOVE HER!

Public transport might be a lot of things, but it could never be accused of being boring!
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]]> http://www.vikingidiot.com/the-best-of-bogan/feed/ 1 Monkey Lord of the Dance http://www.vikingidiot.com/monkey-lord-of-the-dance/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/monkey-lord-of-the-dance/#comments Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:13:12 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=18 Ahhhh dancing monkeys. Is there anything better?

Apparently Michael Flatley trained these monkeys for three years, teaching them all the moves, receiving nothing but bananas for a reward. The monkey's themselves were paid $50 a day.

If you want to check out some other stupid monkey stuff, go have a gander at this monkey pulling a tigers tail... stupid stupid monkey...

Let's dance!

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This clip is basically what I'd have imagined Gordon f*@#$! Ramsey to be like as a kid. Enjoy.

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]]> http://www.vikingidiot.com/young-gordon-ramsey/feed/ 0 Monkey catches a tiger by the tail http://www.vikingidiot.com/monkey-catches-a-tiger-by-the-tail/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/monkey-catches-a-tiger-by-the-tail/#comments Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:04:23 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=15 Here's some further proof that monkeys are not that far separated from humans.

On the scale of stupid things to do, taunting a tiger, or grabbing a tiger by its tail would have to be towards the 'really quite stupid' end.

Based on this clip both monkey and man have the propensity for extreme stupidity and therefore, my non-scientific judgment suggests that man and monkey are not all that dissimilar.

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If you want more monkey check out Kung Fu Monkey Magic

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