VikingIdiot » Pictures http://www.vikingidiot.com Stupid people doing stupid things. Mon, 04 May 2009 05:43:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The signs of stupidity http://www.vikingidiot.com/the-signs-of-stupidity/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/the-signs-of-stupidity/#comments Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:47:00 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=87 There is no shortage of stupid signs out there. I guess that's because 'the man' feels like everything needs to carry a disclaimer these days in order to protect themselves against lawsuit happy citizens.

While the road network does not have a monopoly on idiotic signage, it more than has its fair share.

Take this sign as a perfect example, and possible nomination for the Captain Obvious awards.

Then there is this one, that just defies logic. No points for guessing what's wrong here either.

I look at this sign below, and all that pops into my head is 'why?'

And last but certainly not least, moving away from the road side, my personal favorite, a nice little safety advisory sign.
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If yes, you're probably not alone. But maybe you wouldn't be so keen on chowing down on your bacon if it was served up like the nugget below...

Wait a second, this kind of reminds me of a joke...

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

He felt like bacon

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Out in the jungle laxatives can often be hard to come by. Fortunately, if you're camping out in Africa, there's a natural form of laxative that can quite often be found.

]]> http://www.vikingidiot.com/a-natural-laxative/feed/ 1 Tastes like chicken http://www.vikingidiot.com/tastes-like-chicken/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/tastes-like-chicken/#comments Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:35:59 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=74 Anyone that has spent anytime in the kitchen will be able to tell you that there is always a right way to do things, and there is always a wrong way to do things.

I'm guessing that this is most definitely true when it comes to foot presentation. If presentation speaks volumes about a chef, then what is the creator of this masterpiece yelling to the world?

Mmmm... tastes like chicken?

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I've also wanted a sombrero for a very long time. Probably since that episode of Seinfeld, the one with the urban sombrero.

Does anyone know if sombrero is Spanish for sunscreen?

]]> http://www.vikingidiot.com/is-sombrero-spanish-for-sunscreen/feed/ 0 Inspiration coming at ya like a wet flannel http://www.vikingidiot.com/inspiration-coming-at-ya-like-a-wet-flannel/ http://www.vikingidiot.com/inspiration-coming-at-ya-like-a-wet-flannel/#comments Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:33:57 +0000 VikingIdiot http://www.vikingidiot.com/?p=66 I'm sure everyone has days where they find themselves dragging their tired asses into work, even though there is roughly 3.7 trillion other places they'd rather be going.

Sometimes it's just nice to know that you're not the only one to feel that way.

Still in need of some further inspiration?

I actually find the penguin to be one of the most motivational animals in the world. If the dodo had paid more attention to the penguin, then perhaps the dodo would not have gotten itself into so much trouble.

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Go on, grab a pen and paper, sit down, and spend five minutes writing down the worst jobs you can imagine doing...

Now read back your list. Tell me, does elephant proctologist appear on your list?

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The Heart Attack Grill is a Chandler, Arizona burger restaurant that has become internationally known for incredibly large unhealthy hamburgers and due to being criticized by the Arizona Board of Nursing and Baltimore-based Center for Nursing Advocacy for putting its waitresses in naughty nurse uniforms. Located at 6185 W Chandler Boulevard (Kyrene Blvd & Chandler Road) in Chandler, Arizona.

The Heart Attack Grill has also been described as "nutritional pornography".

The Heart Attack Grill has stirred up a little controversy, largely due to the "Naughty Nurse" waiting staff. The Center for Nursing Advocacy weren't happy with the whole "Naught Nurse" thing, in particular the fishnet stockings, short skirts, low-cut tops and the role playing.



There doesn't seem to be a heck of a lot of health food on the menu either. The Quadruple Bypass burger, one of the more popular options, has sphincter ripping 8,000 calories.

If you're unable to make it the the restaurant, here's the top secret recipe.

As an added bonus, those customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger, without having their heart explode, are pushed in wheelchairs to their cars by the waitresses. That's service!
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Feeling peckish?

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If this is in fact real, I sure hope that the proof reader is now working in another field.

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