VikingIdiot Stupid people doing stupid things.

There is no shortage of stupid signs out there. I guess that's because 'the man' feels like everything needs to carry a disclaimer these days in order to protect themselves against lawsuit happy citizens.

While the road network does not have a monopoly on idiotic signage, it more than has its fair share.

Take this sign as a perfect example, and possible nomination for the Captain Obvious awards.

Then there is this one, that just defies logic. No points for guessing what's wrong here either.

I look at this sign below, and all that pops into my head is 'why?'

And last but certainly not least, moving away from the road side, my personal favorite, a nice little safety advisory sign.

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Do you like to start your Sunday's with a nice serving of bacon and eggs?

If yes, you're probably not alone. But maybe you wouldn't be so keen on chowing down on your bacon if it was served up like the nugget below...

Wait a second, this kind of reminds me of a joke...

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

He felt like bacon

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Apparently one of the major problems encountered while camping is constipation. Eating a bunch of canned food you are probably not all that accustomed to is a sure fire way to ensure that you 'bound up', so to speak.

Out in the jungle laxatives can often be hard to come by. Fortunately, if you're camping out in Africa, there's a natural form of laxative that can quite often be found.

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Anyone that has spent anytime in the kitchen will be able to tell you that there is always a right way to do things, and there is always a wrong way to do things.

I'm guessing that this is most definitely true when it comes to foot presentation. If presentation speaks volumes about a chef, then what is the creator of this masterpiece yelling to the world?

Mmmm... tastes like chicken?

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Being a geek, I spend a lot of time indoors. In summer, I'm a high risk of sun burn. Often this results in me walking around whinging for a few days until the old skin peels off Goldmember style.

I've also wanted a sombrero for a very long time. Probably since that episode of Seinfeld, the one with the urban sombrero.

Does anyone know if sombrero is Spanish for sunscreen?

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I'm sure everyone has days where they find themselves dragging their tired asses into work, even though there is roughly 3.7 trillion other places they'd rather be going.

Sometimes it's just nice to know that you're not the only one to feel that way.

Still in need of some further inspiration?

I actually find the penguin to be one of the most motivational animals in the world. If the dodo had paid more attention to the penguin, then perhaps the dodo would not have gotten itself into so much trouble.

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When you sit down to compile a list of the worst jobs in the world, I'm sure that you can come up with a sizeable list.

Go on, grab a pen and paper, sit down, and spend five minutes writing down the worst jobs you can imagine doing...

Now read back your list. Tell me, does elephant proctologist appear on your list?

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When I first got forwarded the email about the "Heart Attack Grill" I had to do a Google search to find out if the place was real or not. Turns out that it is.

The Heart Attack Grill is a Chandler, Arizona burger restaurant that has become internationally known for incredibly large unhealthy hamburgers and due to being criticized by the Arizona Board of Nursing and Baltimore-based Center for Nursing Advocacy for putting its waitresses in naughty nurse uniforms. Located at 6185 W Chandler Boulevard (Kyrene Blvd & Chandler Road) in Chandler, Arizona.

The Heart Attack Grill has also been described as "nutritional pornography".

The Heart Attack Grill has stirred up a little controversy, largely due to the "Naughty Nurse" waiting staff. The Center for Nursing Advocacy weren't happy with the whole "Naught Nurse" thing, in particular the fishnet stockings, short skirts, low-cut tops and the role playing.

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Here's another example (have you seen the slide?) of what happens when you get an idiot to create a kids product.

If this is in fact real, I sure hope that the proof reader is now working in another field.

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