Welcome to the Viking Idiot

Welcome, if you found your way here then I apologize that this is all you've found. What this will become is anyone's guess, I don't actually know myself.

Vi·king
–noun (sometimes lowercase)
1. any of the Scandinavian pirates who plundered the coasts of Europe from the 8th to 10th centuries.
2. a sea-roving bandit; pirate.

id·i·ot
–noun
1. an utterly foolish or senseless person.
2. Psychology. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

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Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 1 Christian Ponder Rookies Cover Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 1 Christian Ponder Rookies Cover Paypal US $12.99 17m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 2 Antoine Winfield Cedric Griffin Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 2 Antoine Winfield Cedric Griffin Paypal US $12.99 23m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 3 Adrian Peterson Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 3 Adrian Peterson Paypal US $12.99 24m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 4 EJ Henderson and Chad Greenway Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 4 EJ Henderson and Chad Greenway Paypal US $12.99 25m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 5 Jared Allen Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 5 Jared Allen Paypal US $12.99 26m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 7 Christian Ponder Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 7 Christian Ponder Paypal US $12.99 26m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 8 Steve Hutchinson Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 8 Steve Hutchinson Paypal US $12.99 27m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 9 Percy Harvin Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 Game 9 Percy Harvin Paypal US $12.99 27m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 2012 Game 10 Kevin Williams Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 2011 2012 Game 10 Kevin Williams Paypal 2 Bids US $10.53 28m
Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 50th Anniversary 2010 Game 1 Minnesota Vikings Gameday Program 50th Anniversary 2010 Game 1 Paypal US $12.99 28m
MINNESOTA VIKINGS DRIVER HEADCOVER FITS UP TO 460CC DRIVER HEAD MINNESOTA VIKINGS DRIVER HEADCOVER FITS UP TO 460CC DRIVER HEAD Paypal US $20.00 34m
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Minnesota Vikings Die Cast 2000 GMC Yukon Minnesota Vikings Die Cast 2000 GMC Yukon 0 Bid US $1.99 1h 13m
10 SANDRA HILL PARANORMAL ROMANCE VIKING SERIES NORSE KINGS DAUGHTER 2011 10 SANDRA HILL PARANORMAL ROMANCE VIKING SERIES NORSE KINGS DAUGHTER 2011 Paypal US $21.99 1h 14m
Christian Ponder Lot of 3 2011 Sage HIT Artistry 47 Vikings ROOKIE Christian Ponder Lot of 3 2011 Sage HIT Artistry 47 Vikings ROOKIE Paypal 0 Bid US $.99 1h 29m
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Christian Ponder 2011 Score 319 Vikings ROOKIE Christian Ponder 2011 Score 319 Vikings ROOKIE Paypal 0 Bid US $.99 1h 41m
B266d SKULL PIRATE CARIBBEAN VIKING CAPTAIN BELT BUCKLE B266d SKULL PIRATE CARIBBEAN VIKING CAPTAIN BELT BUCKLE Paypal 0 Bid US $.99 1h 49m