You can't turn on the TV or pick up a paper without seeing something about Swine Flu (also known as pigfluenza, hog flu, and pig flu). If the flu itself isn't pandemic already the media coverage most definitely is. But how is it affecting the characters we all know and love? How are Winnie the Pooh and his little pal Piglet dealing with this drama?
Did you know that the word Judo means "gentle way"? Well that's according to wikipedia, so it must be true. I'm not exactly convinced that Judo is the gentle way. The idea of buffed up dudes grappling each other to the ground and applying choke holds doesn't strike me as the most gentle of activities, particularly in comparison to knitting.
Judo is big, and I didn't know just how big it was until I saw that the animal kingdom is even into it. Canines, for example, seem to love it!
A Judo power date.
A Judo purist.
Kind of busy.
Apparently Judo can be anything, including guns.
Too busy for Judo? Bollocks!
He got mugged and lost his sausages.
Apparently one of the major problems encountered while camping is constipation. Eating a bunch of canned food you are probably not all that accustomed to is a sure fire way to ensure that you 'bound up', so to speak.
Out in the jungle laxatives can often be hard to come by. Fortunately, if you're camping out in Africa, there's a natural form of laxative that can quite often be found.
Anyone that has spent anytime in the kitchen will be able to tell you that there is always a right way to do things, and there is always a wrong way to do things.
I'm guessing that this is most definitely true when it comes to foot presentation. If presentation speaks volumes about a chef, then what is the creator of this masterpiece yelling to the world?
Mmmm... tastes like chicken?
I'm sure everyone has days where they find themselves dragging their tired asses into work, even though there is roughly 3.7 trillion other places they'd rather be going.
Sometimes it's just nice to know that you're not the only one to feel that way.
Still in need of some further inspiration?
I actually find the penguin to be one of the most motivational animals in the world. If the dodo had paid more attention to the penguin, then perhaps the dodo would not have gotten itself into so much trouble.
When you sit down to compile a list of the worst jobs in the world, I'm sure that you can come up with a sizeable list.
Go on, grab a pen and paper, sit down, and spend five minutes writing down the worst jobs you can imagine doing...
Now read back your list. Tell me, does elephant proctologist appear on your list?
I'm not usually a big fan of the 'sports comedy', but with the anticipation leading up to this weekends AFL grand final building, this little cartoon fell into my inbox at just the right time. Besides that, I did find this one kind of funny.
If you're not an AFL fan, just replace "Collingwood" with any team, from any sport, that you have a strong disliking of, and I'm sure you'll get the point.
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Ahhhh dancing monkeys. Is there anything better?
Apparently Michael Flatley trained these monkeys for three years, teaching them all the moves, receiving nothing but bananas for a reward. The monkey's themselves were paid $50 a day.
If you want to check out some other stupid monkey stuff, go have a gander at this monkey pulling a tigers tail... stupid stupid monkey...
Let's dance!
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Here's some further proof that monkeys are not that far separated from humans.
On the scale of stupid things to do, taunting a tiger, or grabbing a tiger by its tail would have to be towards the 'really quite stupid' end.
Based on this clip both monkey and man have the propensity for extreme stupidity and therefore, my non-scientific judgment suggests that man and monkey are not all that dissimilar.
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Have you ever seen one of the "Every Which Way..." movies with Clint Eastwood and his monkey... that sounds kind of wrong... in any case, the monkey/chimp/whatever you want to call it, stole the show.
If a film studio ever decides that it's time to make a real live version of Monkey Magic, using an actual monkey, then I think we have found the ideal candidate.
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