You can't turn on the TV or pick up a paper without seeing something about Swine Flu (also known as pigfluenza, hog flu, and pig flu). If the flu itself isn't pandemic already the media coverage most definitely is. But how is it affecting the characters we all know and love? How are Winnie the Pooh and his little pal Piglet dealing with this drama?
Posted under Animal Crackers, Wrong Town
This post was written by VikingIdiot on May 4, 2009
Did you know that the word Judo means "gentle way"? Well that's according to wikipedia, so it must be true. I'm not exactly convinced that Judo is the gentle way. The idea of buffed up dudes grappling each other to the ground and applying choke holds doesn't strike me as the most gentle of activities, particularly in comparison to knitting.
Judo is big, and I didn't know just how big it was until I saw that the animal kingdom is even into it. Canines, for example, seem to love it!
A Judo power date.
A Judo purist.
Kind of busy.
Apparently Judo can be anything, including guns.
Too busy for Judo? Bollocks!
He got mugged and lost his sausages.
Posted under Animal Crackers, Videos
This post was written by VikingIdiot on March 11, 2009
Apparently one of the major problems encountered while camping is constipation. Eating a bunch of canned food you are probably not all that accustomed to is a sure fire way to ensure that you 'bound up', so to speak.
Out in the jungle laxatives can often be hard to come by. Fortunately, if you're camping out in Africa, there's a natural form of laxative that can quite often be found.
Posted under Animal Crackers, Pictures
This post was written by VikingIdiot on December 10, 2008
Anyone that has spent anytime in the kitchen will be able to tell you that there is always a right way to do things, and there is always a wrong way to do things.
I'm guessing that this is most definitely true when it comes to foot presentation. If presentation speaks volumes about a chef, then what is the creator of this masterpiece yelling to the world?
Mmmm... tastes like chicken?
Posted under Animal Crackers, Food Stuff, Pictures
This post was written by VikingIdiot on November 24, 2008
I'm sure everyone has days where they find themselves dragging their tired asses into work, even though there is roughly 3.7 trillion other places they'd rather be going.
Sometimes it's just nice to know that you're not the only one to feel that way.
Still in need of some further inspiration?
I actually find the penguin to be one of the most motivational animals in the world. If the dodo had paid more attention to the penguin, then perhaps the dodo would not have gotten itself into so much trouble.
Posted under Animal Crackers, Pictures
This post was written by VikingIdiot on October 23, 2008
When you sit down to compile a list of the worst jobs in the world, I'm sure that you can come up with a sizeable list.
Go on, grab a pen and paper, sit down, and spend five minutes writing down the worst jobs you can imagine doing...
Now read back your list. Tell me, does elephant proctologist appear on your list?
Posted under Animal Crackers, Pictures, Wrong Town
This post was written by VikingIdiot on October 17, 2008
I'm not usually a big fan of the 'sports comedy', but with the anticipation leading up to this weekends AFL grand final building, this little cartoon fell into my inbox at just the right time. Besides that, I did find this one kind of funny.
If you're not an AFL fan, just replace "Collingwood" with any team, from any sport, that you have a strong disliking of, and I'm sure you'll get the point.
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Posted under Animal Crackers, Cartoons
This post was written by VikingIdiot on September 24, 2008
Ahhhh dancing monkeys. Is there anything better?
Apparently Michael Flatley trained these monkeys for three years, teaching them all the moves, receiving nothing but bananas for a reward. The monkey's themselves were paid $50 a day.
If you want to check out some other stupid monkey stuff, go have a gander at this monkey pulling a tigers tail... stupid stupid monkey...
Let's dance!
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Body Budder Monkey Farts Homemade Soap 45oz | |
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Zipao jade carved monkey pendant | |
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This post was written by VikingIdiot on September 21, 2008
Here's some further proof that monkeys are not that far separated from humans.
On the scale of stupid things to do, taunting a tiger, or grabbing a tiger by its tail would have to be towards the 'really quite stupid' end.
Based on this clip both monkey and man have the propensity for extreme stupidity and therefore, my non-scientific judgment suggests that man and monkey are not all that dissimilar.
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MAGIC KELLAR MONKEY WITCH SAILOR MAGICIAN VINT POSTER | |
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This post was written by VikingIdiot on September 17, 2008
Have you ever seen one of the "Every Which Way..." movies with Clint Eastwood and his monkey... that sounds kind of wrong... in any case, the monkey/chimp/whatever you want to call it, stole the show.
If a film studio ever decides that it's time to make a real live version of Monkey Magic, using an actual monkey, then I think we have found the ideal candidate.
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MONKEY MAGIC COMPLETE COLLECTION 16 DVD BOXSET NEW OZ | |
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US $73.00 | 3d 19h 26m |
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MAGIC MONKEY AMAZING PLAYING CYMBAL GREAT FUN RARE | |
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GO COO T Shirt MONKEY MAGIC White Size 4XL 5XL | |
0 Bid | US $13.47 | 8h 11m |
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This post was written by VikingIdiot on September 13, 2008
