You can't turn on the TV or pick up a paper without seeing something about Swine Flu (also known as pigfluenza, hog flu, and pig flu). If the flu itself isn't pandemic already the media coverage most definitely is. But how is it affecting the characters we all know and love? How are Winnie the Pooh and his little pal Piglet dealing with this drama?
Posted under Animal Crackers, Wrong Town
This post was written by VikingIdiot on May 4, 2009
Want to know how you can tell if you are going to fail a drink driving, or sobriety, test? It's pretty simple. If you follow this guys lead then you can be fairly confident you wont score a pass.
Posted under Videos
This post was written by VikingIdiot on April 28, 2009
Did you know that the word Judo means "gentle way"? Well that's according to wikipedia, so it must be true. I'm not exactly convinced that Judo is the gentle way. The idea of buffed up dudes grappling each other to the ground and applying choke holds doesn't strike me as the most gentle of activities, particularly in comparison to knitting.
Judo is big, and I didn't know just how big it was until I saw that the animal kingdom is even into it. Canines, for example, seem to love it!
A Judo power date.
A Judo purist.
Kind of busy.
Apparently Judo can be anything, including guns.
Too busy for Judo? Bollocks!
He got mugged and lost his sausages.
Posted under Animal Crackers, Videos
This post was written by VikingIdiot on March 11, 2009
There is no shortage of stupid signs out there. I guess that's because 'the man' feels like everything needs to carry a disclaimer these days in order to protect themselves against lawsuit happy citizens.
While the road network does not have a monopoly on idiotic signage, it more than has its fair share.
Take this sign as a perfect example, and possible nomination for the Captain Obvious awards.
Then there is this one, that just defies logic. No points for guessing what's wrong here either.
I look at this sign below, and all that pops into my head is 'why?'
And last but certainly not least, moving away from the road side, my personal favorite, a nice little safety advisory sign.
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NANCY FRANK SINATRA Somethin Stupid 1960s OZ 45 |  |
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US $6.01 | 4h 36m |
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ACT STUPID sexy moto motorcycle biker PATCH shack | |
0 Bid | US $4.50 | 6h 13m |
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Dude Wheres My Country Stupid White Men Moore | |
0 Bid | US $.99 | 6h 51m |
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Stupid Sock Creatures by John Murphy 2005 Paperback | |
1 Bid | US $.99 | 8h 45m |
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You and Your Stupid Mate DVD 2007 99 CENTS | |
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US $5.99 | 10h 57m |
This post was written by VikingIdiot on February 3, 2009
Just when you think that you've seen everything (and no, I'm not talking about a man eating his own head), here is a movie trailer for the must see film of the millennium, Teenage Catgirls in Heat.
Everything about it screams quality.
Apparently the plot (perhaps plot is used loosely) involves an Egyptian cat goddess who transforms normal cats into Teenage Catgirls. Just so happens that the Catgirls are also in heat. What are the odds?
Fortunately, Amazon currently seem to stock the DVD. Get it while you can!
Hat tip to Mr Blankshooting for the ye olde heads up.
Posted under Videos
This post was written by VikingIdiot on January 12, 2009
Do you like to start your Sunday's with a nice serving of bacon and eggs?
If yes, you're probably not alone. But maybe you wouldn't be so keen on chowing down on your bacon if it was served up like the nugget below...
Wait a second, this kind of reminds me of a joke...
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon
Posted under Food Stuff, Pictures
This post was written by VikingIdiot on January 6, 2009
Apparently one of the major problems encountered while camping is constipation. Eating a bunch of canned food you are probably not all that accustomed to is a sure fire way to ensure that you 'bound up', so to speak.
Out in the jungle laxatives can often be hard to come by. Fortunately, if you're camping out in Africa, there's a natural form of laxative that can quite often be found.
Posted under Animal Crackers, Pictures
This post was written by VikingIdiot on December 10, 2008
This is a useful little guide, I received via email, for all the guys out there that often find themselves in the middle of a sh!t storm and don't remember even seeing any clouds rolling in.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Posted under Stupid Jokes, Women
This post was written by VikingIdiot on November 24, 2008
Anyone that has spent anytime in the kitchen will be able to tell you that there is always a right way to do things, and there is always a wrong way to do things.
I'm guessing that this is most definitely true when it comes to foot presentation. If presentation speaks volumes about a chef, then what is the creator of this masterpiece yelling to the world?
Mmmm... tastes like chicken?
Posted under Animal Crackers, Food Stuff, Pictures
This post was written by VikingIdiot on November 24, 2008
Being a geek, I spend a lot of time indoors. In summer, I'm a high risk of sun burn. Often this results in me walking around whinging for a few days until the old skin peels off Goldmember style.
I've also wanted a sombrero for a very long time. Probably since that episode of Seinfeld, the one with the urban sombrero.
Does anyone know if sombrero is Spanish for sunscreen?
Posted under Pictures
This post was written by VikingIdiot on November 17, 2008
